Ways To Annoy Your Professors

1. Bring a small cactus to class with you.
2. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question.
3. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something.
4. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on.
5. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak."
6. When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."

1. Bring a vacuum to class.
2. Halfway through class, stand up and start using it.
3. If your professor objects, explain that you "can't stand sitting in this pigsty any longer."
4. Keep vacuuming, grumbling angrily.

1. Get a monkey, and bring it to class with you.
2. Tell your professor that you've hired the monkey to take notes for you.
3. Sit back and relax during class, letting the monkey scribble on a piece of paper. 4. When it comes time to write a paper or take a test, write down things like, "I wish I had a banana" and "I miss my tire swing."
5. Assuming you get a bad grade, angrily fire the monkey in front of your professor.

1. Hide somewhere inside the classroom.
2. Wait for your professor to take attendance.
3. Don't come out when he/she calls your name.
4. Halfway through class, jump out and yell, "Just kidding! I'm here! Fooled you again!"
5. Sit down and be quiet for the rest of class.

1. Sit way at the back of the room, up against the wall, to get as far away from your professor as possible.
2. While he/she is lecturing, shout out things like, "What!?" and "Speak up! You're mumbling!" If your professor advises you to sit closer to the front, tell him/her you can't because you're scouting the room for "assassins."
3. Start asking questions in a fake foreign language.
4. Act like your professor is stupid for not being able to understand you.
5. Get other people in the class to start speaking the fake language too, and have frequent discussions during class.
6. Act like you're really interested in what you're discussing.
7. If your professor tries to interrupt or stop you, act annoyed and motion for him/her to quiet down.